If he cried for you he’s yours
Ellen needs to host the Oscar’s every. single. year.
And be president of the world.
I think this is like a set up or a prank or something because there is no way you can just order a dog from the internet like you’re ordering pizza, then have someone pick it up for you.
There’s no fucking way that’s a thing. I refuse to believe it’s true.
I HAVE A DOG
BITCH PEED ON MY BED
I’M SENDING HER BACK
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.